58 year old male located in Belfast, Dublin looking for a female aged 36-50.
I had a word with those monkeys they gave the typewriters to (you know, the ones they asked to come up with the Shakespearean play). I told them "look, can you put something original together I can use for my profile". I left them working on it, but when I got back to them, all they'd come up with was 'BANANAS'. Guessing it might be some kind of request, I got them a bunch of bananas. I'll check them out again and get back to you.
In the meantime, I suppose I should leave you with a few words of my own. Whilst being streetwise and savvy, I am fundamentally sensitive by nature. You will find me to be considerate, unassuming, much understated, and possessed of a dry sense of humour. I have a lovely holiday home in Marbella and try to get over there as often as my business allows. Life feels so much better in a warmer climate!
If the monkeys have anything to add, I will update in due course...